During the weekend sojourn at Sungei Buloh wetland reserve at Singapore, the monitors were busy avoiding a sun tan. Do monitors have an obsession for fair skin? I wondered how pretty the prettiest monitor lizard is. Would Paris Hilton kiss it in its tongue? Would it be carried around by celebs in LVMH bags? Why are our munchies for our love only reserved for pandas, puppies, cats and hamsters? As our existence supposedly wipes out species after species, what is the only way for any animal to survive unless it becomes cuddly or tasty to eat for us humans. Any intelligent creator would have figured this out. Unfortunately, this task has been left to mindless animal genes.