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Where the sea and the city tell each other stories: Makassar
Jalan Nusantara, or Archipelago Road,
how aptly named! At Makassar, this road divides the two worlds of stories, the
land and the sea. On one side is Makassar port, one of the busiest in
Indonesia. On the other is a row of cafes, karaoke bars, hotels and restaurants;
shutters down during the day, and at night, barely lit, revealing themselves as
brothels. These two worlds meet every night after a long day of anxious waiting
when sailors and young ladies, both groups who have arrived from all over the Indonesian
archipelago, disappear in the arms of each other.
It is nine in
the evening and Jalan Nusantara feels ominous with the constant barrage of
monstrous trucks carrying the impenetrable realms of containers. The ladies,
with fresh make-up, have just begun to come out from the dark, sitting
themselves on a long row of plastic chairs that have now lined Jalan Nusantara.
In Indonesia, commercial sex workers are known as Pekerja Seks Komersial or PSKs, a name that seems straight out of
Carl Linnaeus’ book. They are now sitting themselves in rehearsed postures of
crossing their legs, baring one to catch the light from the streetlamps.
Makassar is one of the few cities in the world where, as was common in much of
the world before, ports still attract brothels.
I see sailors
attempting to make the dangerous crossing of Jalan Nusantara through the plying
trucks. From across the road, the women begin whistling and clapping at him. The
sailors, in small groups of two or three, are halting, sprinting, halting, dodging
and jumping as the women cheer them on. Once on the other side, they have a
smile that soon turns shy. The girls call out to them. The sailors walk on for
a while, avoiding making eye contact, till a bold female hand holds their hands
and pull them in. One woman gets up and grabs the hand of a sailor and pulls
him in. Isn’t she a teenager? Her co-workers push the other men in too who
don’t resist.
I wonder if
the sailors and the PSKs tell each other stories; stories from the sea, of
mysterious creatures, countless stars, near-miss accidents, and weeks and
months spent away from the comforts of home; and stories from the land, of youth
and families left behind, of the range of body odours they have encountered, of
the never-sleeping fear of the unknown, or of hopes still alive.
The PSKs and
their agents are calling after me too. But I am not a sailor and my heavily
insured life is too sterile, my stories bleached of much of the pains of life. One
man, probably the manager, screams and points at the girl sitting next to him,
“Stock Baru,” new stock. Where would
she be from? PSKs usually work in cities far away from home to hide their
identities. Red light areas all over Indonesia are known to run exchange
programs for PSKs so that local customers get acquainted with new people.
I keep walking. Suddenly one man opens a door to reveal a dazzling world
of lights and women scantily clad, seated in stacks. They look like lifeless
mannequins; staring vacantly towards me or are they longing for the door that
just opened out! Like a man possessed by a messianic duty, I run from Jalan
Nusantara, gasping, my heart as heavy as a container truck.Friday, December 19, 2014
An epic task of making the oceans sweeter: Salt farmers in Jeneponto, Indonesia
I have always had a sweet relationship with salt. Blame it on
culture. Both my parents had migrated to India from East Pakistan, now
Bangladesh, where people like their food a little saltier than rest of
humanity. We, East Bengalis, can live happily ever after eating just Panta Bhat[1] with salt every
day. At home, my mom’s culinary advice has always been, “If you ever forget
whether you have already put salt in the dish, remember this; to err on the
side of caution, just add in more salt.” My father used to eat a handful of
salt with every meal before his heart protested at the age of eighty-two. At
that time, the words that shook our family most was, “Doctor asked him to eat
less salt.” And when my sister, a doctor herself, reminds him of this, he will
always say, “How can you forget Gandhi?
How can you forget Dandi March[2]? How can you forget
what we suffered for a fistful of salt?” And every time the little salt pot was
removed from our living room because of aesthetic reasons, somehow, it always
found its way back. So when I first saw the wide expanse of salt farms on the
way from Makassar to Jenepento in South Sulawesi, Indonesia, I could barely
contain my thrill.
I saw acres upon acres of simmering white fields, divided
into squares, with tiny mounds of salt heaped along their edges. Scrawny men
moved around, carrying loads of salts in baskets jumping from the two ends of the
beams over their shoulders, springing up and down in light footsteps, looking
like mysterious musical instruments. Other men followed their own rhythm,
scratching the salt gently from the ponds with wide scrapers, creating those small
white hills. Rickety windmills talked to them like cranky old women. I wanted
to jump out into the fields. I wanted to talk to these salt farmers. But as I had
a meeting to attend, I promised to myself, “I will have you come back here
soon.”
Back in my hotel, I can’t get Jeneponto out of my mind. I think of the episode of Samudra Manthan from Hindu mythology where the demons and gods
collaborated to churn the ocean and extract the elixir of life. Statues and
murals commemorating this episode can be seen all over Indonesia, a country
with a Hindu past. If Samudra Manthan was inspired by real
life, as most myths are, wasn’t it based on these churners of the sea, the salt
farmers?
The next day, I gang up with two local travel bloggers from
Makassar, Daeng Ipul and Ahmad. But unfortunately, today is the beginning of
the rainy season that also marks the end of the salt-farming period in
Jeneponto. The rains toned down their intensity as we went farther away from
Makassar. Jeneponto after all, is unusually arid, sandwiched between regions
receiving heavy rainfall.
It is one of the poorest regions of Indonesia. Given its arid
climate, the largely agricultural population barely manages to scrape through
by cultivating corn and extracting salt. Emigration from Jeneponto is therefore
rampant, to Makassar and other parts of Sulawesi. And Jeneponto is the land of
horses. The first sign that you have reached Jeneponto is the sight of chopped
horse heads in street-side butcher shops, still smiling an eerie smile, standing
firm next to big chunks of its own meat on the table. Men in straw hats ride
leisurely past these stalls on horseback.
As the rains have begun, the salt farmers are relaxing today.
We meet a group of people idling at a thatched shed in front of their house. As
is always possible in Indonesia, we crash into the conversation and make
ourselves comfortable in the shed.
They are a family of salt farmers. Daeng Situju, the man of
the house, is seated with his wife, his mother and his baby girl. Situju is
wearing a cap, a well-bleached blue PVC jacket and denim shorts. He is lean but
his face is a little bloated, sporting a faint Hitlerish moustache. Daeng
Situju has just turned fifty. His wife looks much younger. She has curly hair
and is wearing a floral gown. Everyone in the family have healthy copper skin.
Daeng Situju spreads out his life as a salt-farmer to us, “You
see these bags of salt. They are fifty kilos each. Each bag can fetch ten to
fifteen thousand rupiah[3]. If your field is farther
away from the road, your salt fetches much less. But the price is never stable.
This year it has gone as low as seven thousand rupiah. Only once, we had a good
time. In 1999, when Habibie[4] had briefly banned
salt imports to Indonesia, I could get a hundred thousand for fifty kg.”
Indonesia, despite spanning over 17,000 islands and a vast
expanse of oceans, imports almost half its consumption of salt. Salt for
industrial use constitutes the bulk of the imports as local production is
deemed to be of poorer quality.
A middle-aged lady called Daeng Bunga and her daughter join us.
They are the neighbours. Lady Bunga has a piece of cloth wrapped over her head
like a turban. She must have been carrying something heavy just now. Her
daughter is wearing school uniform. The bamboo shelter is getting crowded with
eight of us. Everyone except the kids and the grandmother want a chance to
speak. We ask them why the price of salt fluctuates so much.
Daeng Bunga says, “Our fate is tied to Madura[5]. If they produce
more, the prices come down. When they produce less, it goes up. We have absolutely
no control.” Situju nods.
Situju’s wife says, “It’s not just that. We also don’t have any
control of how much we can produce. It depends on hot and cold. Hot wind comes
from the hills; cold wind comes from the sea. If the hot wind is stronger,
there is more evaporation. More evaporation, more salt. June to October is
usually the best time for hot wind. But then there is the sun and the clouds,
hot, cold. How can we control these ‘holts’ and ‘colds’?” Situju nods
vigorously.
This has been an especially bad year for salt farmers and
prices have hit rock bottom due to abundant production in Madura. The
government had advised salt farmers to hoard salt and release it during the
months of January to March when prices tend to be higher. However, the farmers
had to offload all the salt even at low prices because the peak production
period was during the festival of Hari Raya[6] when farmers need
more cash at hand.
The conversation reminded me of my friends who worked as
traders in financial firms, a profession used to complaining about ‘no control’
when things are going bad. I have been forced to memorize the only thing they could
talk about in any conversation, “Don’t ask me how I am. The world is in a mess.
Tsunami in Japan, flooding in Thailand, hurricanes with fancy names. Then these
wars in Libya and who knows where.Two years of my life gone. And now, the
bloody Fed stopped QE. Then this war in Syria is like so normal. And then Putin.
And then, China slows down feeling so proud about it. Why did they have to
select just this time to cut down corruption? Luxury sector gone. Tourism gone.
Mexico also gone. Modi, Jokowi all talk talk talk. And tell me, what was the
need for this election in Japan now? People still ask us for returns. Tell me,
do I have any control?”
Our salt farmers look a lot more cheerful. Situju tells me,
“Well, I have been a salt farmer for fifteen years. So I have seen enough.”
But Daeng Bunga and Situju’s wife unleashes a volley of
complaints against the government.
“Nobody cares about the salt farmers,” Situju’s wife says. “In
2012 there was a big tidal flood. All our salt was destroyed. The government
said they will give us some compensation and took our names and signatures. Not
a single Rupiah has come in since then.”
“Well, once I did get some support from the government to buy
the windmills,” says Situju.
But Daeng Bunga cuts him, “But do you remember that time when
the government said they will take us to Madura and train us in salt farming?
Who are they to train us? We have been doing this over generations. And who did
they take? Did they take any real salt farmer? Only the people close to the
government for a free trip.”
Situju’s mother goes inside the house with the baby girl to
make more space for us. I take a break
to look at the salt fields. The sea has been lured in here and then tamed; waves
turned into ripples. The squares used as the den for the sea are fifteen metre
by ten metre each. Rows of windowless thatch houses serve as warehouses at the
back.
Situju explains the production process,
“The land has to be compacted by hand so that salty water
doesn’t seep into the ground. Then we flood a container pond with the sea water
for three days. This water is then moved to the smaller squares. The salt
begins to crystallize around the corners of these squares. If the sun and wind
is good, I can collect salt from these ponds every two days. We don’t process
the salt here. We just wash them a bit.”
“But sometimes, if weather is not right, we have to wait for up
to a month to produce the first salt,” Daeng Bunga interrupts. “Those times, we
have to borrow money at 50% interest to stay alive. The men here also have to
look for work in Makassar or in the corn fields here.”
“I own 2.8 acres of salt fields here,” says Situju. “But
there are people who will rent this land for salt farming. Then there are the
labourers. They do all the hard work for farming the salt. We split the sale in
the ratio of thirty to the land owner, seventy shared among the labourers.”
I ask them where the labourers come from. The ladies respond,
“They all come from the hills. They are even poorer than us.”
There are around five hundred families of salt farmers in
Jeneponto. Everyone sells their salt to one man.
“We have been selling to John since I have known,” says
Situju. “When times are good, John can
buy up to 20 trucks of salt in just one day.”
Indeed, other than horse heads, the road through Jeneponto is
lined with sacks of salt, heaped up like pillows, waiting for John.
We ask them what happens during the rainy season.
“During the four months of rain, from December to March, we
grow shrimps and small fish called bolu
in these salt pounds,” says Situju. “We buy the fry from Takalar. These fish
like brackish water.”
Situju’s wife adds, “But again, sometimes the bolu babies die instantly after we
release them in these fields. We call sea water as hot water and rain water as
cold water. Bolu likes the right mix. Remember what I told you; hot, cold”
Hot air, cold air, hot water, cold water; life for a salt
farmer is swings in the rhythm of hot and cold. In Bahasa Indonesia, salt is
called ‘garam’. I have always found
this peculiar because in many Indian languages, ‘garam’ means hot. I self-congratulate myself on having understood this
unproven relationship partly.
The ladies seem to have mastered the art of salt farming
better than Situju. So I ask them, “Do women also work in the salt fields?”
They expose their teeth, “No, no; we don’t do any salt
farming,” says Bunga. “It’s a man’s job. We do all the housework.”
Situju’s wife puts in an addendum, “Let’s put it this way. We
ladies support the salt farmers.”
I ask Situju how he got into salt farming.
“Who wants to be a salt farmer? I had a bachelor’s degree in
socio-politics from a university. I wanted to be a civil servant. I took the
exam and even paid a bribe to a person who promised me success. But then I saw
that I had failed. I didn’t even get my bribe money back. So I returned to run
my father’s salt farm.”
Daeng Situju has five children; all of them are going to
school. We ask them what plans they have for their children. Situju says, “Of
course, young people don’t want to do this. But if they can’t get a job like
me, what other job can they do?”
Daeng Bunga adds her view, “How can you even consider salt
farming a job? It’s the last option. Only those struck by fate become salt
farmers.”
I take a peek at Situju’s house. It looks like any lower middle
class family’s residence in Indonesia; clean, tidy, whitewashed rooms with the
singular highlight of such houses, one ornate wooden sofa. We walk around his
warehouses. There are holes on the thatch roof from which rain water keeps
dripping on to the salt. At another warehouse with metal roofing, about fifty
open top bags of salt are waiting for John. The grains are big, almost like
rice. I take a little taste when no one is looking.
I was expecting the farmers to have skin problems from
handling all the salt. But Situju’s skin is smooth as a dolphin’s. When I ask
about this, the ladies answer together, “The salt is good for skin. That’s the
only benefit of being married to a salt farmer.” Situju nods vigorously.
His wife says, “It’s like medicine. When we have itchy skin,
we just rub some salt on it.”
I asked Situju if salt farmers have their own harvest festival.
“No,” he says, “We just celebrate when the corn farmers celebrate.”
At this point, I have this sudden urge to do my own Dandi
March. I step on the raised ground forming the boundaries between the salt
ponds. The soil is soft and and my first step takes my leg deep inside. I am
not prepared for this. The next step goes even deeper. The heaps of salt are
just a hundred metres away from me. I must move on. But I feel like I am
walking on quicksand. My legs feel as heavy as an elephant’s. Somehow, one more
step; and deeper; an unholy mess. Everyone is looking at me quietly. I must not
give up. But this isn’t for any noble cause like Gandhi’s was. I turn back.
Before saying farewell, we ask them if they think their
fortunes will improve with President Jokowi. Daeng Bunga laughs out loud, “It
doesn’t matter who comes to power. We will always remain salt farmers. We will
always hope against Madura.” Everyone joins in her laughter.
As we head back to Makassar; the rain intensifies. There is a
kilometre long jam because of a fallen tree. This appears to be the wedding
season and many grooms are stuck on this road. They step out of their cars to
talk to one another.
The contrast between Jeneponto and Makassar couldn’t be
starker. Makassar is the poster child of the new Indonesia on the slides in investor
forums. It is a town of cranes punching the earth and shaping it into glass
towers. It is where the rich and famous of Indonesia have been busy buying
their second homes and setting up enormous box-shaped malls. But Makassar is
also made of Jeneponto. Every construction worker I meet, every taxi driver,
pedicab driver, and servers in roadside eateries; are from Jeneponto.
Andi has been driving taxi in Jeneponto for the last two
years. He is sixty years old but his skin is not as smooth as Situju’s
family’s. Andi’s family is still in Jeneponto. I ask him why he didn’t become a
salt farmer.
“I used to be one. But it is not possible to run a family
with that income. After the floods, I became a taxi driver. Income is uncertain
but a lot more certain than a salt farmer’s. And I can sleep in my taxi to save
money. I go back home every three months. The salt farmers back there think I
am rich. Sometimes I drive them around Makassar for fun; their mouths open when
they see all these buildings,” he grins.
I ask the same question to Diki, a server in a Nasi Goreng [7]stall near Rotterdam
Fort. Diki is in his early twenties and has a anime character hairstyle.
“Two of my brothers are still doing it. But we are six
siblings. There are not enough salt farms to give us work. And it is not worth
it. Imagine working in the fierce sun day after day. So I moved to Makassar
along with my sister and two younger brothers. My brothers work as construction
workers over there,” he shows me the strip where many high-end riverfront
residences are being built.” Makassar has the highest property prices in
Indonesia after Jakarta. “My sister is a
pengamen[8].
She knows English songs.” After sometime, Diki fetches his sister Beth. She is
short and has a tomboy look. She sings a heavily improvised version of James
Blacks, ‘You’re Beautiful’, for me.
After Samudra Manthan, the Gods managed to
trick the demons and snatch all the elixir[9]. The demons thereupon were condemned to a life depleted of all
mojo. I search for this elixir at the places of the Gods, the rich and mighty
of Makassar. At the finely-appointed supermarkets, it is hard to find salt.
Only after asking the staff, I could find a few packets, delegated to the
bottom of far-away shelves. It is after all a low margin product. The price of this
commoditized elixir; 6,000 to 10,000 Rupiah for a kilo; still ten times higher
than what Daeng Situju was getting. Could it be possible that the myth of
Samudra Manthan was crafted only to justify the life of a salt farmer?
[1] Rice mixed with cold water
[2] Dandi March, or Salt
March, was a key moment in India’s independence movement. In 1930, in protest
to Britain’s imposed salt monopoly on India, Mahatma Gandhi, together with
thousands of protesters, walked for twenty four days to reach the salt pans
near Dandi. Gandhi, reportedly, picked up a handful of salty mud at the site as
a show of his symbolic defiance of tax laws imposed on Indians for producing
salt in India.
[3] 1 US Dollar was 13,000
Rupiah at the time of my visit
[4] President of Indonesia
during that period
[5] Madura is a small island near East Java. This
arid island is the largest producer of salt in Indonesia.
[6] The Muslim festival of Eid al-Fitr
[7] Fried Rice
[8] Street musician
[9] Vishnu, one of the most powerful
Hindu Gods transformed himself into Mohini, a very beautiful woman, and lured
the demons to part with the pot of elixir. She then began distributing the elixir
only among the Gods. Rahu, one of the demons suspected what was happening and
transformed himself to look like a god and get in the queue. Just when he was
about to drink the elixir, the Sun and Moon Gods identified him and raised a
ruckus. Mohini became Vishnu again and attacked Rahu but since the elixir had
reached the throat, Rahu survived as a head without a body. Hindus believe that
the solar and lunar eclipses are thus caused by Rahu taking revenge
periodically.
Saturday, December 13, 2014
My open letter to open letter writers
The culture of writing open letters has taken India by storm. What essentially began as a subculture among unknown IIT graduates (remember those 'Open Letter from an IITian to Shivaji Das'), has now been taken over by celebrities. That is somewhat understandable because Open Letters are highly secure, the recipient can never get the contact details of the sender, so no chance of receiving Tution and Insurance agent fliers. Open Letters also solve the problem of having to know and write down the detailed address of the recipient.
So while the Indian Postal Service still rules the roost with more than 50 million letter deliveries a day, open letters are catching up fast [over 3 million open letters in circulation in India if Google Search is God].
But a stinky reality of this open letter obsession is that if no open letter has been addressed to you, you are a complete nobody. So friends please write me a one. I was kidding earlier about that open letter to me. I am still waiting for one at my mailbox.
So while the Indian Postal Service still rules the roost with more than 50 million letter deliveries a day, open letters are catching up fast [over 3 million open letters in circulation in India if Google Search is God].
But a stinky reality of this open letter obsession is that if no open letter has been addressed to you, you are a complete nobody. So friends please write me a one. I was kidding earlier about that open letter to me. I am still waiting for one at my mailbox.
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Jamming with Nepalese security guards in Malaysia
A little shy, a little hesitant, quite a bit out of place;
they are conspicuous with their uniforms; sometimes a cowboy attire, sometimes
wearing a fluorescent volunteer jacket, or a white shirt with shoulder straps;
security guards from Nepal are conspicuous all over Malaysia. They form the
frontline, and the rear-guard; in shopping malls, condominiums, parking lots,
and corporate towers.
At the rear gate of my friend’s condominium in Kuala Lumpur,
one of them asks me who I want to meet. He is Niroj, 25, lean, with cropped
hair, small eyes, sharp but small nose, and a deep tanned skin. He is from
Phulwa, a village near the Indian border and the Indian resort town of
Darjeeling. He has been in Malaysia for more than a year.
“I work 12 hours every day, seven days a week. There are no
holidays for us,” Niroj is already smiling and friendly. He works from 8AM to
8PM, and his shift pattern changes every fifteen days.
Niroj is keen to share all, “I came here after paying
200,000 Nepalese Rupiah to the agent in Nepal. Here I get 1500 Ringgit every
month as salary. Then my boss also gives me 200 ringgit for food and 100 for
calling home. And I get a dormitory nearby. Every month, I send home 500
ringgit.”
“And how much is your salary in Singapore?” Niroj asks
innocently. I have always heard this question from migrant workers, right after
they had candidly disclosed theirs without me asking for it. And like always, I
don’t return back the honesty. I cook up a number. Niroj also says what I
always hear after this, “It is very good, brother.”
Niroj used to work as a policeman in Nepal. Under Malaysian
law, only Malaysians and Nepalese men were allowed to work as security guards.
And only those Nepalese men who had been in the army or police were eligible.
Every year there are stories about migrants from other countries such as
Pakistan or Bangladesh working as security guards under the radar, sometimes
using fake identity cards. There are reports of there being anywhere between 10,000
to 70,000 Nepalese migrants working as security guards in Malaysia
I ask Niroj why he left the police.
“I ran into some problems with my friends there,” he lowers
his head. Out here, in this gated condominium, his demeanour had shed all
semblance of authority a policeman naturally gains on the job.
Niroj talks about Indian movies. “That’s how I picked up
Hindi.” It was rather good, better than most people’s I had come across in Nepal.
“I get to speak often in Hindi here. So many residents in
this condo are Indians.”
“I can stay here for another two years. May be I can save
enough to get married. If I can’t, I will have to apply again.”
It is getting dark. Niroj turns on the light in the one
square metre room built for guards at the gate.
“Do you like my office? Is your office nicer? Must be, I
have no chair” says Niroj.
“But I don’t have all these pictures,” I say, referring to
the posters of eleven headed Hindu goddesses he has on the walls. “These are
not mine. My boss is a Hindu man. But it’s good this way. There was a
Bangladeshi guard here sometime back. He was Muslim but would not mind these
pictures. He was a good man. I heard he was caught and sent back.” The
Malaysian authorities often conduct checks to fish out migrants working
illegally as guards.
Late in the evening, I am sitting by myself in a desolate
Indian Muslim restaurant in the business district. A somewhat overweight Nepalese
guard enters, looks around with a faint smile, and then serves himself a big
pile of rice and dal (lentil soup). He sits behind my table. His face is from
somewhere halfway between the highland and the plains. I can’t help asking him
about his choice of meal.
“I eat this every day,” Ram Bahadur unleashes a big laugh,
“Because in Nepal we always eat dal-bhat.”
I watch him eat silently; such a look of content; he has created a small
transient Nepal blanket around him at that moment.
In the morning, I look out for Niroj. But it is 8AM and I
get to watch the change of guards ceremony. The new comer, Khagendra, takes off
his denim jacket. Niroj puts in a denim jacket. Khagendra puts on a cap. Niroj
takes off his cap. Niroj hands over his walkie talkie to Khogendra. The
ceremony is over. Both of them live in the same dormitory.
“What will you do now?” I ask Niroj.
“Just go home, eat, wash clothes, sleep, then cook, get
ready to come here. There is nothing much we can do. Every day is like this.
But it is all good. Our boss is good.”
The new guards settle down; three of them, moving from front
gate to back gate and then around the compound. Khagendra is now at the rear
gate. But seeing us talk, another guard joins in. He is Lalim. Both Khagendra
and Lalim are in there mid-thirties and have come around Kathmandu. Lalim looks
like a copy of Niroj but Khagendra has more lowland features. They have been
working in Malaysia for over five years with breaks in between. They used to be
in the Army but had left it after a short stint.
Khagendra says, “The Maoists were after us. I couldn’t take
it anymore. They came only when they knew that we were outnumbered and they
could kill us all. At the army, every day was full of anxiety. When will they
come? Tomorrow?”
“I had a wife and a daughter. And the pay was not worth it. I
couldn’t stay long.”
I ask him about the contrast in his work here.
“You are right. Hardly much work here. See, we need to be
really good at pressing this button to open the gate, like this,” he has a
smirk on his face as he presses the button a few times, each time with a
bizarre beep.
“And, we also need to know how to give a good salute when
one of the resident’s cars passes by,” he gives me a demo. I realized that I
got some pleasure from that. Outside of condominiums, where else could I hope to
get such a military style salute?
“The most difficult things can get here is when a visitor
comes in or when a contractor comes in with their van and we have to check
whether they should be let in. In all my five years as a guard here, I have
never seen any theft or anything more violent. Of course, if something bad
happens, then it will be a problem.”
Lalim shows me the visitor’s register, “This is my list of
Facebook friends,” they both laugh.
I ask them if they have picked much local language.
“Just a few words only. We barely know much English. Once I
wished a man ‘Selamat Mati’ instead of ‘Selamat Pagi.’ That’s Happy Death
instead of Good Morning. Imagine the man’s reaction.”
I tell them that I had been to Kathmandu and I was not
allowed inside the Pashupatinath temple because my wife is Chinese.
“That’s horrible. Just not right for the Nepalese to behave
like that,” both of them repeat this.
“Did you go to Kashi Vishwanath temple in Varanasi in your
India?” asks Lalim.
“Yes, and there they let us in.”
“Terrible. That’s how Nepal is you see,” both apologized on
behalf of the whole of Nepal.
I defend Nepal saying the people we met were rather
friendly, even when denying us the permission to go in to the temple.
“Maybe, because you are a foreigner,” says Khagendra.
In my subsequent trips, I meet them on and off. Typically
cheerful, they sometimes do let out their frustration.
“Boring, boring, life
here is so boring.”
“Some of these contractors are so rude. When we ask which
flat they need to go to and if they have a written permit; they speak in bad
language. Just because we are foreigners.”
“We heard that the government will change law and send us
back. What have we done wrong?”
Once I ask them about the political situation back home.
Lalim, the most confident of all the Nepalese men I had met, sighs, “What can I
tell you. So much has happened. So many big words. So many promises. So many
died. And in the end it’s still the same. The rich are getting richer. The same
politicians are getting even richer. Maoists, Nepalese Congress, there is no
difference.”
That sounded a lot like Thailand. The only difference was
that in Nepal, the king had to go. But the upper caste old elite managed to hold
on. The same old faces, the same old habits, just that the royal palace has
become a museum.
As for Khagendra and Lalim; back in Nepal, they had been
entrusted with protecting this old elite from the peasant and low-caste Maoist
militia. And now in Kuala Lumpur, their job was to protect the new elite; the
rising middle class, the expatriates, their condominiums and their cars. Here,
the nature of the enemy has changed; a faceless, generalized possibility. Here,
they were no longer called agents of the class enemy; rather being marketed as
‘known for their loyalty, honesty, and courage’; a necessity to manage the
‘high attrition rates’ characteristic of the industry.
Khagendra sums it up, “In my army days, I wondered if I will
see my wife and daughter again. Out here, I haven’t anyway been with my wife
and daughter for three years. I feel like I have come so far away from them and
I am scared they feel the same way.”
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